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The $5 Horned Toad Happy Meal. Ted Palmer photo

Stevie invents the $5 Happy Meal

As part of President Trump’s effort to make America great again, he has written 142 Executive Orders in his first 100 days. At this feverish pace you may have missed a few important life changing data releases. All the information related to UFOs and the Kennedy assassination was released, which...

“We Thank Thee O God” is etched in the rock near the top of San Juan Hill, the last major obstacle of the perilous journey to San Juan County on the Hole in the Rock Trail. Courtesy photo

Etched In Stone – Hole in the Rock

Last time we talked, I was standing on the edge of the Hole in the Rock looking down towards Lake Powell. I was eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and I saying to my too kind and loving wife, “Mmm, hmmm, $&%# grhaahhh.” She said, “Don’t talk with your mouth full.” Roughly translated what...

Devils Garden along the Hole in the Rock trail. Courtesy photo

Short cut to San Juan on a Hole in the Rock Trek

I have been hearing stories about the great Hole-n-the-Rock trek since I was a kid. It has taken me 65 years to finally go find out what all the fuss was about. But I was undaunted by the challenge that lay in front of me. You have to realize that my too kind and loving wife is a direct decedent...

The Caveman's Too King and Loving Wife at the Alien Throne Gary Torres photo

All That Wander Are Not Lost

I am in New Mexico, and you might be wondering why I am still out wandering. But before you get all judgmental, remember “All that wander are not lost.” But sometimes we are lost but faking that we are not. I can’t really explain it, but my too kind and loving wife and I have been living out of...

The patchwork sandstone at White Pocket looks like the skin of a gnarled old dragon, just up the hill is the Dragons Eye. See more photos at sjrnews.com. Gary Torres photo

In search of the Dragon’s Eye

I’m Back. I used to wonder why my dog would roll around in the dirt like he was bathing in it, get up, shake off and then seemingly smile at me like he was saying, “Oh I am so happy to be here, let’s go explore.” But that is exactly how I felt when I got back from Tonga and made it back to red...

The Cave Guy’s final meal... still waiting to see if it’s his final meal in Tonga or just final meal period. Courtesy photo

Waste not, want not!

We have four days before we leave Tonga so we are trying to not buy any more groceries because my mission companion declared that we are just going to eat whatever we have left. Here in Tonga, we don’t waste anything because if I have learned anything on this mission, it is that Americans have way...

Gary and Dee Torres are packing up mementos and memories of their 18 months in Tonga. Courtesy photo

Packing mementos and memories in Tonga

As I am writing this, I am in Tonga starting to pack my bags. Eighteen months have gone by fast. I am leaving most of my clothes and a few assorted tools I purchased; I am packing a few small mementos and a suitcase of gratitude and wisdom. When we got here, we committed to “say yes to...

“Rusted broken down cars are piled in the front yards because people don’t throw anything away as it might be useful someday and everything rusts in Tonga.” Gary Torres photo

Lessons learned by sharing Top Ramen

There is squalor and poverty all about me. I see kids without shoes, and big men with calloused hands working in the bush with hand tools (machete and long-hoe) six days a week to feed their family and hopefully grow a few extra vegetables to sell so they can pay tuition for their kids schooling...

And the blind shall see...

When the Good Book says, “and the blind shall see”, I have always about the individual that was being given their sight. Lately, I have learned that the bystander’s eyes might also be opened to see. I want to tell you about Mia, an 18-year-old girl, and her blind father. They have been helping me...

Boomer update your vocabulary

Getting older hasn’t been that hard; being old is. But recently I aged a decade or two as the result of something my daughter wrote. People’s words can have this affect. It’s like the first time the cashier at the store said, “Can I help you sir?” I looked around to see who he might be talking...