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MY CAVE, MY VIEW If you are reading this and driving, you are distracted.  As crazy as that sounds, that is exactly what many people are doing, only they are using their phones to type and read.  It sounds kind of crazy when you say it like that…hmmm…typing and reading and driving.  Duh...
MY CAVE, MY VIEW Well the Pioneer Day celebration in Monticello is over and I guess we can all take a collective sigh of relief as we quit trying to hold our stomachs in, stand up straight, and look ten years younger than we are.  That stroll in the park after the parade is tough on an...
MY CAVE, MY VIEW Howdy folks.  I bet you are surprised to see this newspaper article.  Well, like an old long lost relative that shows up when you win the lottery, I just keep on coming back.  I have been busy. I am working down in Farmington, New Mexico.  In the last four years, I have...
MY CAVE, MY VIEW I am driving down to the Moab Five Mile Race and I ask my too kind and loving wife if she brought my breakfast burrito.  The incongruous nature of my actions; eating a breakfast burrito and running, seems odd and I don’t know if it is because I have matured as a human...
MY CAVE, MY VIEW Someone asked me the other day if I was happy.  My first reaction was to say “of course I am happy”; as it seems that there is a good deal of pressure in America to be happy.  If you are not happy, then by golly you better get happy.  If you must, go see a counselor,...
MY CAVE, MY VIEW Thanksgiving is such a great holiday. I could go on about the food and football and taking a nap in my favorite over-stuffed chair; but if there is anything I have come to believe, it is to take the time now to say thank you. The lack of gratitude may be one of the...
MY CAVE, MY VIEW I am riding a bike over the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco. In a typical year there are nearly 41 million people that cross the bridge. It is a classic Fall day with fog that comes and goes, playing peek-a-boo, hiding the entire bridge and then revealing the...
MY CAVE, MY VIEW My too kind and loving wife doesn’t think I am very observant; I hadn’t noticed.  But she makes this absurd claim because I can look in the fridge for ten minutes and not find what I am looking for and she can walk by and not even look and say, “It’s behind the mustard...
MY CAVE, MY VIEW I have to hand it to my good friend Bubba.  He attempts to pacify his lovely wife’s endless desire to talk about meaningless, unrelated, unimportant subjects for endless hours on end.  These are not discussions as much as one-sided long winded mindless ramblings about...
MY CAVE, MY VIEW So how do I know that I am getting older?  There are lots of tell-tale signs that you are getting older.  Perhaps the one with the most sting is that you are invisible to young people.  Yup; you heard me right.  You become invisible to young people, they don’t look at...

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