Sometimes being bananas and nuts can be fulfilling and uplifting

“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.” – Groucho Marx, A Night at the Opera

Ah, the Marx Brothers, four brothers (Groucho, Chico, Harpo, and Zeppo) who made five hilarious movies together before Zeppo decided his life’s goal was to be a successful businessman.

Although the other three brothers continued on to make more movies; it was only Groucho who continued on into radio and television with his show, “You Bet Your Life.”

The banana and its peel was often used as a gag in movies; who hasn’t seen the classic slipping on the banana peel fall?

In Horse Feathers, Chico and Harpo throw banana peels across a football field, slowing down the opposing team as they slipped and fell.

In Duck Soup, Harpo is so busy chowing down on a banana he successfully doesn’t get married due to not being able to say his vows.

There is something to be said about the old comedy classics such as the Marx Brothers, Abbott and Costello, Laurel and Hardy, Bowery Boys, and the Little Rascals to name a few.

Their movies and shows were done during hardship eras of the United States, bringing joyous laughter to help forget the sorrows, even if for a short time.

Still having difficulty dealing with the pandemic? Have a laugh fest night watching these old comedies. Belly laughs always feel better than belly aches.

This brings me to “Fruits and nuts were comparing themselves one day.

“Cauliflower and Walnut said, ‘We look like brains, so are very smart.’

“Broccoli said, ‘I look like a tree, so am sturdy and strong.’

“Banana said, ‘Never mind, can we change the subject.’”

So yes, bananas can be compared to fingers (I bet you thought I was going to say something else), and that is exactly why they are called bananas.

Arabs adopted the name banan, the Arabic word for finger. Bananas grow in hands, or what we call bunches, and were smaller in size.

Bananas are packed with potassium, B6 (great for brain nourishment) and 12 percent of daily fiber. However, they also contain mega-carbohydrates and natural sugar.

High amounts of ethylene causes the yellow pigments in banana skins to decay into brown spots, a process called enzymatic browning.

Wrapping the stems in plastic or hanging them by the stem and away from other fruits can slow the browning process.

Peel the bananas, sprinkle lemon juice on them, and then pop them into the refrigerator to keep the “meat” from browning too quickly.

Or, take the whole bananas (minus peels), wrap in plastic and pop into the freezer individually; think of it as a banana popsicle.

Personally, after the peels begin to brown, I mush the banana pulp up, measure it out into one cup portions, wrap in plastic, freeze, and save for baking.

One of our favorite baked goods is either banana nut muffins or breads. I enjoy trying out new recipes that have options of using different nuts or added fruits like cranberries or blueberries.

One recipe I tried added lemon juice, and the breads came out very sour tasting – I do not recommend that.

The recipe made three breads and I shared two with the tasters who agreed with our assessment – just too sour.

The nut I use the most is the walnut. They’re rich in antioxidants and omega-3, good for digestion, and a simple 1/4 cup of a walnut snack helps maintain blood sugar and blood pressure.

Out of walnuts? Consider using the almond which contains Vitamin E and helps regulate cholesterol, blood sugar, and blood pressure.

Now, of course, the addition of white and brown sugars is going to up the carbs, so consider using baking sugar substitutes like Truvia and Swerve.

I have even used these products for cookies, pies, cakes, and even cheesecakes, and no one could tell I didn’t use real sugar!

Swerve even has a substitute for confectioner’s (powdered) sugar which tastes authentic and neither brand has a bitter aftertaste.

Very Ripe Banana Muffins

(The 250 Best Muffin Recipes by Esther Brody, page 124)


1 cup mashed overripe bananas; ½ cup + 2 Tbsp. vegetable oil; ½ cup granulated or brown sugar; ½ tsp. salt; 1 egg; 1 tsp. vanilla; 1 ½ cups all-purpose flour; 1 tsp. baking soda; 1 tsp. baking powder; ½ cup chopped walnuts or pecans


Preheat oven to 350F, Grease or paper-line 6 cup muffin tin.

In a bowl, combine bananas, oil, sugar, and salt; blend well. Add eggs and vanilla; beat well.

In another bowl, combine flour, baking soda, baking powder, and walnuts. Add to banana mixture; stir just until moist. Do not overmix.

Spoon batter into prepared muffin tin, dividing evenly. Bake in preheated oven for 15-20 minutes.

Makes 6 muffins.

I doubled up on this recipe to make 12 muffins and used brown sugar to give the muffins a rich, darker coloring.

With the bread, this recipe can make one loaf, and if using white sugar, the interior coloring will be much lighter than with brown sugar.

Want a bit more flavor? Add a teaspoon of cinnamon to the batter.

Go nuts! Go bananas! Go crazy with laughter! You will be amazed at how much of your personal pain will diminish.

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